For the smile file

Luigi is a guide at the Vatican. One day he's conducting a party of tourists around the papal palace, the home of the Pope the pollack.
"If u loot-a to ur left," says Luigi "you see-a large -a window. That's the pope-a's study."
'Gee, " says one of the tourists " I do wish we could catch a glimpse of his holiness the pope himself."
'Right," says Luigi. Stooping down he picks up a large stone and hurls it through the window.
A face immediately appears behind the broken glass, Red with rage and shouting incoherent Polish.
"There you are!" exclaims Luigi," that-a always gets the old-a goat."!!!!!!!!!!